Why do these exist?

little man syndrome
pms
waiting for the bus
uncircumsized/small penises
broken bones
work
bills
standing in line
people who read out loud while typing
not having enough quaters to do laundry
dirty dishes/dirty anything
power trips
home wreckers
hoes
allergies
getting pregnant (why cant they just come in a box or something)
fat
cool guys
hangovers
chapped lips
puke coming out of your nose

......cant think of anymore

just thought I'd share some of those
please post some more if you got any