Sunday, October 5, 2008

fuck bitches.... get money

Well hello there to all of you who actually read my blog.... I do not have internet for the time being and its fucking killing me. Ive been up to a lot of things these days, first off I'm sigle again so for all you cute boys be on the lookout for me.....ha only kidding. I've also been taking a photography class, and i love it. When I get my internet back ill post some pictures up. Stephanie's back and we are now roomates once again. Our room is looking pretty sick, although we're no where near being done.

On another note yesterday junior, ari, steph, and I went to Goofy VS. Regular im not sure who won but we had a damn good time. I mean bad religion was a horrible choice of music, but hyper crush wasnt too bad if your drunk, I dont think i'd like em too much if i was sober though.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

i need a digital camera.......

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

nEcK FaCe, open bar, and a split chin

So here is literally a 3 minute clip of neck faces art show. There were at least 60 people there and it was fucking packed inside of this somewhat small room. Free tecate beer and 20 dollar cannibal carnival t shirts, I got one they're pretty sick. After the art show we headed down to the Kibitz room, its a little bar on Fairfax inside of this restaurant called Canters. Its coo but the fact that GNR used to chill there makes it even cooler. We then drank our asses off, and the night concluded with Sammy getting hit by a car. It was fucking scary but hes alright , he just got a few stitches thank god......(south of heaven)




Im planning on having a hat party. Where everyone would have to wear a steezy ass hat. Would that not be the shit or what? It'd be a perfect opportunity to take some pretty cool head shots of all you mothas. Let me know if u want to come.

PS: Don't even trip stooph ill wait for u to get back, you already know.


Sunday, August 24, 2008

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

God these a fucking funny.....
Chuck Norris List: 100 Chuck Norris Facts
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. -If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. -Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" -When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. -Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. -The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. -What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. -Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine "Chuck Norris." When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it's bruised remains into Google Dark. -Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick. -If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. -The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: . -If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit. -Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors. -Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. -When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. -Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. -The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face. -Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants. -Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing. -Chuck Norris has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard. -While a normal poker face conceals the emotion of its wearer, Chuck Norris’s poker face skips all that and just drives other players insane. As a result, the only way to survive a game of poker against Chuck Norris is to play online, and even then you still might go insane.

Im sure many of you have read these, but you must admit they're funny.


Since Ive been back from Vegas shit has been wonderful. First off tara got a spot on this new reality show comin out soon called the The Stlylist, not to mention they fucking love the girl. What can I say she's amazing :) . Julias in Hawaii at them moment and lovin every damn day of it...... One thing I definately must try are these babies right here.
GOD! Don't they look amazing, its not sushi, its seaweed rice and spam mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ME? Ive just been stuck here in Hollywood skating, working, and chillen with the rest of my posse. I have a little bit of footage from neck faces art show last week, but im at work so it wont be up till later tonight when i get home.




SOME MORE GOOD NEWS : Stooph comes back at thee end of next month. You can only imagine how fucking excited I am. Yes she will be living with me, and yes we have big plans for our new room.




Im going to buy some black and white film next week and I want to shoot some photos of anyone if their down , just let me know. Call me or something. It's a shame the summer is almost over but im definatly ready for the winter and the cute jackets i want to get.

This ones fucking sick, its my favorite. It has a hood and it looks like you can detach it if youd like, and look at the cute sleeves they get a little poofy at thee end. Sadly its 940 fucking dollars, hurts the heart doesnt it.




Ari and Emma came down from the desert last night. They're two of my best friends who used to live across the street from me. We skated all evening and then we tried to make it to sunset junction but we were all a lil too faded, hehe. The Black Keys are playing tonight at 8:30 they're pretty damn good if anyone wants to check em out, should be fun. You can find sunset junction where Santa Monica and Sunset meet. Alright im done.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

another short film



I don't have time to write much, but the video pretty much speaks for itself.

reminder : the whole trip was not filmed

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

A short film of a long night

Alright heres some random footage I put together. I didn't have time to edit this shit so its kinda fucked up, but still pretty cool. Cowboys and Indians was the shiiiit. Good times, good friends, get buck, and fuuuucked up.




So tomorrow is Vegas baby!! Tara, Johnique, Jules, and I are all going to Vegas!! So if u live out there look out cause here we come. Don't worry the best footage is yet to come. We leave tomorrow night and come back on Saturday, its gonna be good times baby.
Somethin to do on saturday.............................

Friday, August 8, 2008

changes are no good

Thursday, July 31, 2008

silence isnt golden when im holding it inside.

Unfortunately my computer is being fucking retarted so I am unable to upload some footage at the moment. Its eight o' clock on a Thursday morning and I am so excited. Jules and I are gonna take the metro link up to sketchy ass San Bernadino where we will then be picked up by a source that shall remain unamed for reasons I cannot even begin to explain. From there we will drive up to good ol' Palm Springs where we will stay at this wonderful Hotel. Its gonna be so damn fun. Sadly dagger couldnt make it :( , but no worries she will be there in spirit. This ones for you dagger! We'll be back in a couple of days until then farewell!!
PS: vegas in one week baybee!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

When I was young

Unfortunately I haven't had time to write in this thing until tonight. These past few weeks have been pretty eventful. Stooph came out from N.Y and we fucking raged, not to mention we probably wont ever be allowed into 86 again ..... what a pity...well.. to be honest I don't give a fuck. Movin on, I'm planning on uploading as much footage as I possibly can in the next few weeks. I just have some editing to do and they'll be up before you know it. They're pretty damn funny you might could check em out. OH! By the way the American Apparel factory is putting on this huge event, booze, cheap clothes, music, moon bouncers etc.... Well, this concludes my entry for the night.


ciao,
Gloria